“A Day In The Life”
I read the news today, OH BOY!
About a nutty man who won the race
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw his photograph
He blew his hair out with a comb;
He didn’t notice that the orange was gone
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Trump
I saw a tweet today, OH BOY!;
“Rosie O’Donald is the fatest one”
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to feel
Having read Art ‘o The Deal
I’d love to turn you off
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across his head
Found his way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, noticed he was bald
Found his hair and sprayed it orange
Made the news in seconds flat
Had an Intel Brief but “I’m too smart”
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Ah I read the news today, OH BOY!
Four trillion stones to build that BIG OLE WALL
And though the stones were rather HUGE
They had to count them all
Now they know how many Stones it takes to make the Mexican Wall
I’d love to turn you OFF!
View From The Hill 