Contrary to the Liberal News reports that have falsified the truth of the incredible enthusiasm that the musical world has about supporting and participating in the Trump / Pence Inaugural Festivities, dozens of First Class Internationally known Entertainers are begging to be included in the celebration of the new administration.
Of course, the mainline act is being sent from our closest allies in the entire world, the wonderful folks from the Russian Federation. Appropriately, the Red Army Choir will be performing Donald J. Trump’s Inaugural Theme Song, “Get Lucky.” You can enjoy just a short taste of their professional and well choreographed rendition:
What Donald J. Trump Inauguration wouldn’t be complete without the incomparable sounds of the The Three Naked Polish Guys and their ‘well placed accordions.’ Vice President Pence is a huge fan of the Three Naked Polish Guys and the other mainline group from Alabama, “Hairy Dick and his Electric Guitar.”
Dick is recuperating from an electrical malfunction at a recent concert for the White Supremacists of Dixie when at the climax of one of his most requested numbers the and electrical short-circuit came into personal contact with Dick and gave him quite a shock. They are both reported to be healing and should be in full force to perform for Vice President-Elect Pence.
The White Supremacists are also bringing the favorite sound of the Trump Team: The Trumpets of Triumphant. This Grammy stealing group has been wowing audiences from Berlin to Bangor since 1933. They are said to be a HUGE fan of the President-Elect and his policies. A motorcycle honor guard of over 2,000 loyal fans are currently traveling from Alabama all the way to the Nation’s Capital for the Trump Inauguration with the Trumpets of Triumphant as their honored guests. They are rumored to be staying the first week at the new Trump Hotel and the night after Donald J. Trump takes office in the Lincoln Bedroom.
The symbolism of their stay is not lost on many of Trump’s followers as he has vowed to revoke a number of the previous President’s Executive Orders. The Lincoln Bedroom houses the actual Executive Order that President Lincoln signed on September 22, 1862, after the battle at Antietam. He issued his most famous Executive Order, The Emancipation Proclamation, which declared that all slaves would be free in the rebellious states as of January 1, 1863.
Although it is not official but word has surfaced that Mr. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, may also be performing. It has been no secret that West has made it widely known that he plans to run for the Presidency in 2020 after Trump finishes his four-year term as the occupant of the White House.
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